How evil ARE bananas?

Have you ever had a uncertain feeling about … bananas? Well, Fire Peny 88, Randomperson1996 and i, have the feeling! And, i’m sure you’ll too! So this is what YOU see of a banana …

Well … that’s not what you’ll be seeing for long, why not look at a Banana from OUR shoes?

Worst nightmare of your entire life!

Banana’s are now offically going to be in your dreams, to take you into nightmares! Banana’s have a special juice inside from a teacher ‘ Mr Billing ‘ . At Fire Peny 88, Randomperson1996 and myself’s school.

NOTICE: ONLY TESCO BANANA’S !!!

So if you’re currently eating ‘Asda’ banana’s, or some other supermarket’s banana – you are SAFE! No need to worry little fella’! And, if you’re a Banana eater from ‘Tesco’, well, you’re in our shoes!

Mr Billing is a man who was part of the Navy. Amazing and freaky. He is one of the most strict teachers in our school (taken from many opinions). Grey hair, thin eyes, crumpled face, continous stare – that’s him! He’s one of a kind, and i’m pretty happy about that! We believe, that he has poisioned our Banana’s. If you didn’t know, Banana’s give you a very bad poop – just letting you know! That applies to EVERY Banana in the entire universe. 

Hopefully, i can soon get a picture of him 😀 I’m sure he won’t, because everyone likes taking pictures – even though we’re always shy when it comes to saying ‘ Cheese ‘.

I would be grateful if you kindly leave a comment, Thankyou.

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8 Responses

  1. U explained that well! IT’S ALL TRUE!!!

  2. EVIL! BANANAS ARE PURE EVIL, A CURSE LAID ON THE EVIL ONES AND MR BILLING!

  3. Uh oh! THEO KNOWS ABOUT OUR PLAN AGAINST MR BILLING!

  4. 😀 EVIL, EVIL EVIL, << Definition 0f Banana's People!! 😀

  5. IM GONNA DO MORE ABOUT BANANAS ON THE BLOG POSTS xx

  6. Cheers for the informative info – I had fun reading it! I always love reading this blog. 🙂

  7. Thankyouuuu x

  8. Very, very evil. Demonic little creatures 😛

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